Size isn't everything - this Micro Penis Mug is covered with hundreds of micro penises. An inspired design that casually treads the fine line between subtle abstract masterpiece and horrendous phallic overload.

"What a curiously patterned mu... oh it's a load of tiny dicks."

Are any of your friends growers not showers? Help them to be proud of their miniature member and show it off with our Micro ***** Mug! Just make sure you bring your magnifying glass with you.

• 10cm tall
• Magnifying glass not included.